Since march 2014 – thx to ICANN and the community – we proudly present the possibility for everyone to register a .berlin-domain. Since we are an digital company, we need someone to manage our wifi cables. For this reason we are seeking an adequate colleague who complements the dotBERLIN team with exceptional knowledge, experience, background and attitude. For the very nearest future we are looking to fill the following position conscientiously:
WIFI CABLE MANAGER f/m:
Has Internet blood been flowing in your veins since birth and you’ve worked IT wonders from the very first keystroke? Do you work well with these wild and hard-to-manage wifi cables? Then you are the person to become our company’s visionary wifi cable tamer.
One of your tasks is to ensure that we can spread the vision of .berlin in the user’s community, with machines, in the over 400 megacities worldwide and at the outer rim of the Internet’s universe, by managing our wifi connection via cables. In your ten-year mission you will explore strange new domains, which might not fit through these cables all the time. You’ll be the man of the game when it comes to pushing long domains through the internet cables of our office.
Previous job experience at ICANN, Google, Cable Clutter GmbH or in the ethernet lan cable section of Walmart is appreciated, but not mandatory.
Your salary will be somewhere between 7000 and 200000 Euro p.a. depending on how many cables you will manage at the same time. If they harm you in any way – like serious wifi cable bites – we will add some hello kitty band-aids as a bonus.
What to expect?
You will be supported by a very experienced team and we will move your chair to an especially quiet location in our basement, no windows, no fresh air. Nevertheless we can be really fun at times. Extensive travel for dotBERLIN will bring you to some of the most beautiful places on earth but also to unbelievable airport nightmares. And to some bars and restaurants and ice cream stores… and we do exchange recipes for cookies, roasts, salads and…ehm, nevermind!
What we expect?
Since we regularly attend ICANN meetings, you will have to follow us on our worldwide trips, ensuring a perfect wifi connection, going by plane, horse, ship or being in the middle of a hurricane. You’ll be in charge of maintaining and carrying the wifi cables. Therefore we expect robust health including accurate vaccination (e.g. rabies, yellow fever, meningitis, flu, DTP, MMR and other malicious viruses), no fear of flying and the ability to sleep at the airport for four to seven nights a year. Resilience to temperature as well as to vertical separation or integration scenarios is mandatory. Your fitness level should be well above average to ensure, that you can carry all wifi cables without hurting yourself or others.
We would appreciate if you are interested and expect your CV sent to Katrin Ohlmer (katrin at dotberlin dot de)
If not – check out www.dein.berlin and register your own .berlin-domain!